Arsenal boys do ballet?
By Blokely HQ
Arsene Wenger's boys are now all but certain of Champion's League football next season, many people have wondered what the secret might have been to their surge in form. Was it all Van Persie?
We've found out, it's ballet. Yes. Arsenal first team players Alex Song, Wojciech Szczesny, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Bacary Sagna all kicked off their boots to learn ballet moves with dancers from the English National Ballet to promote the new Citroën DS5. Well it beats the spaced out ads other car-makers are churning out. Oxlade-Chamberlain in tights though? He should stick to studs...
As for the car? It's a sleek example of the French manufacturer's engineering values. We'll just have to set our motor expert on the case to test drive this. We can imagine he'll be keen to get behind the wheels for an honest appraisal; the ballet dancing, well, that might not be for him.